The question in the title should launch a proper research into how Nigerian men conduct themselves sexually. Mr FAB arrived Nice in France just yesterday afternoon and was glad to meet with an impeccably suited chauffeur who spoke excellent English in comparison to the Frenchman he had met on the plane flying from Paris to Nice. He is heading to Cannes from Nice to moderate a session at the Cannes Lions Festival and is quite excited to engage the chauffeur to find out more about Cannes, being his very first time in the French City. As they drove into Cannes and the conversation continued, Alex (the chauffeur who now knows Mr FAB is Nigerian) asked if he would like to see the Croisette and most importantly where to find amazing and beautiful prostitutes! Mr FAB’s conclusion is that Alex must have driven a lot of Nigerians who must have asked where and how they could get ‘laid’ in the city!
Cannes, France — Vieux Port and old quarter of Le Suquet, Cannes — Image by © Michele Falzone/JAI/Corbis
While Mr FAB is in Cannes, news of certain Nigerian House of Representatives members having their American visas cancelled due to sexual harassment allegations rock the various news outlets.
Yakubu Dogara
Rt. Hon. Yakubu Dogara has ordered an immediate investigation into the alleged sexual harassment allegations made against 3 house members. This was confirmed by the Chairman, the House Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Abdulrazak Namdas in Abuja in response to a petition filed by the US Ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle. The legislators were on an official visit to Cleverland, Ohio USA for a training programme on the International Visitor Leadership Programme on Good Governance between the 7th and 13th April, 2016.
Namdaa said: “We are in receipt of a letter from the US ambassador alleging misconduct by some members of the National Assembly who attended a training programme in the United States of America. The Leadership of the House has commenced its own part of the investigation. When it is concluded, we will brief Nigerians further on this issue.”
The petition named the three legislators as Mohammed Garba Gololo (APC- Bauchi), Samuel Ikon (PDP- Akwa-Ibom), and Mark Gbillah (APC-Benue).
This announcement came as the US formally withdrew the visas of the mentioned legislators.
Are Nigerian men the ‘thirstiest’ of them all?!
**The Urban Dictionary defines ‘thirst’ as a form of lust of or want of members of the opposite sex. This term can refer to both males and females. Though its origin in popular culture is debatable, the term is used quite frequently. Beyond the investigation let the research into Nigerian men begin!