Arsenal will make the top four because they always do. That’s the theory that’s done the rounds. But it’s bunkum. It requires a logic that relies upon the sort of wilful disregard for recent evidence that would surely find a receptive audience within the club’s boardroom.
Arsenal’s 3-0 defeat at Crystal Palace was emphatic from the sluggish start to the insipid finish. “A humiliation,” said former striker Alan Smith, and a fourth straight reverse away from home, the first time that has happened in Arsene Wenger’s 21-year reign.
“To lose four on the bounce at a club the size of Arsenal is not really acceptable,” said Jamie Carragher beforehand. He’s right, of course, and there will be plenty of frustrated fans who agree. But acceptance is the overwhelming characteristic of this Arsenal team.
“They were sharper in the duels,” Wenger told Sky Sports afterwards and, remarkably, his captain Theo Walcott seemed to suggest that the players were instantly aware that they were outmatched. “They just wanted it more,” he said. “You could sense that from the kick-off.”
There could be long trips ahead then, but even the short one to Selhurst Park was too much for them on Monday. The team bus was delayed and not for the first time in 2017 the players delivered a performance to match – late to arrive and slow to start.
That too is now familiar. Former Tottenham winger Andros Townsend’s 17th-minute goal was the sixth time in 12 Premier League games this year that Arsenal have been behind inside the first 20 minutes of the match.
Palace joined Bournemouth, Watford, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester City on the list of teams to do that and became the first side currently in the bottom half to beat Arsenal this season. Their players are finding new ways to make this worse.
“You’re not fit to wear the shirt,” was the chant.
It was hard to disagree as everywhere on the pitch players were exposed as not being up to the challenge. A third-choice goalkeeper might be expected to struggle and supporters have long since given up on the idea that Gabriel Paulista can be a solution in defence.
But what about the Brazilian’s centre-back partner Shkodran Mustafi? The £35m man could not cope with the strength of Christian Benteke or the trickery of Wilfried Zaha. The defence was bullied but more worryingly than that, they appeared cowed by the experience.